Today is the end of the world because the Mayans remained out of space on their stone calendar and because they were already some hundred years in advance, some chief said ... is enough ... your grandsons can continue the calendar because your sons will still be busy with this one to make it shiny. But before the grandsons could start the work they were killed by some drunk Spanish dude in search of gold and their entire civilization was wiped-out.
Now some enlighten minds say that is the day I am supposed to die at least for the forth time. What a pity I will meet the same idiots tomorrow when they will search for a new end of the world.
I survived the total solar eclipse from 1999 that was supposed to be the end of the world, the 2000 apocalypse when all computers will crash or they will start the war against humanity, in 2000 again with the planetary lineup that will create a holocaust our planet being swalowed by the sun, and 2008 and 2010 both related to the particle collider at CERN that will produce black holes that will eat the universe ...
Today I eat Pepperkaker cookies and wait for the end of the world with a beer in fridge.
Celebrating "The end of the world", for the forth time in my life, with Pepperkaker made by my sister :)
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